This panoramic depicts the imaginary history of the Yum Cha militia's (an old chinese ladies' auxilliary group that most spends it time playing mah jong and gossiping, but which rises to the occasion when called upon) defense of San Francisco's Chinatown from gleeful marauding SARS viruses. Armed only with dim-sum the brave women pushed back the invaders to keep San Fran free of the disease. This went almost entirely unknown to most ofthe public, but this was of little concern to the militia - they just wanted to get back to gossiping...