"The Bubberpillar is the larval stage of the Felis Silvestris Bubus, a rare North American domesticated mammal. The Bub, as it is commonly referred to, is of an origin still unknown but is believed to be the nullius filius of the larval Lepidoptera, a Basidiomycota, and a meteorite. The Bubberpillar sustains itself on a diet of smiles, rainbows, and instagram likes."