"This one is “Jones Noseâ€. My paternal grandparents had some honkers that were practically identical in length and bulbousness. They would have both made excellent models for illustrating some characters from Dickens. At any rate, my father and uncle didn’t really stand a chance. Thankfully they both mated with pixies and mitigated the nasal inheritance I share with my siblings and cousins…but not by much. Each recipient thinks the other Joneses wear it beautifully/handsomely well while bemoaning their own proboscis in the mirror. Anyways, I think I did a pretty good job on the shirt zig-zag on this one." -- Rob Jones
