We were in this shady basement in Chinatown buying fireworks when we spotted this box of Sucklord figure bootlegs! Some nerve stealing our original character for personal profit! We liberated the swag from that sweatshop and then had some punk rock squatters from avenue D do the packaging. All they wanted in exchange was some second hand hemp rope and a stack of porno magazines from the early 80s. Behold the SUCKLORD66 inaction figure! Some are missing arms or legs. All of them are splattered with paint and printed in black and white. This has got to be the worst figure ever made.
