When you own a Caddy, you own the road: Ted Bauer proves the point during this December drive down Main Street. Those 16 cylinders wait for no man (or kid on a sled). In the back seat, Ted Bauer Jr. gasps at the realization that his 3rd grade classmate Billy Stamper won't be returning to school after the Christmas break. When the family pulls into their driveway, Ted Senior will check the fender for scratches. The title of this painting is a former Cadillac advertising slogan.