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1st Edition
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- Artists
- FlyingMouse365
 - Manufacturer
- shirt.woot!
- Edition Details
| Year: | 2011 | | Class: | T-Shirt | | Status: | Official | | Released: | 12/29/11 | | Technique: | Screen Print |
- Comments
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APPLE, THE PHILOSOPHER
Questions concerning mirrors, existence.
If we only hung fun house mirrors around our homes, would we consider our shapes variable?
If I stare into this fun house mirror in which I appear like a pear, would I begin to taste like a pear? Could flavor and interior makeup be altered by perceived elongation?
Were I to cut myself open right now, what would I find? The core of an apple or the core of a pear?
Does there exist a mirror that could make me appear to be a plum or a banana? Conversely, is there a mirror that will show me exactly how I am?
Am I an apple or am I all fruit all at once? Are there strict parameters that define each fruit, or is “fruit” a spectrum? Does every fruit have traits of every other fruit, only to be defined by which traits are the most noticeable?
And finally, which way do I go to get out of this fun house? Seriously, I feel like I’ve been stuck in here for an hour and I’m going friggin’ crazy!
Wear this shirt: when you’re feeling a little short.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you lead a pleasant, well-rounded life.
This shirt tells the world: “If you want to define me by how I look, well, then you can just bite me!”
We call this color: Baby Blue Raspberry Apple Pear, the newest flavor “Iced Tea” from Snapple.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 8.00” x 9.31”
WXL - K4: 6.00” x 6.98”
Pantone Color(s): 7499C - 7457C - 7625C - 375C - 7495C - 4975C
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
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