"I watched a Caroline Rhea bit talking about her mother. I can’t remember it verbatim, but essentially she’s kvetching about something to her mom who replies, “Dear, when life’s got you down… put on a little lipstick.†Caroline then demonstrated her stone-faced reaction to her mother’s advice.
Anyways that’s the partial inspiration behind this one entitled, “I wish I was still pretty†which also further catalogs my narcissism bemoaning the bootprints left on my face by the march of time." -- Rob Jones
