"“Yeah, I’m not inviting him next year†: Went to a 5th grade birthday party and played pin the tail on the donkey. Realized I could shift the blindfold down by moving my ears a bit. The mom at the party retightened it. It got a laugh so I did it again. This entertained the guests but frustrated the mother and the host who turned to his older brother and spoke the title of this piece. Fair enough I suppose." -- Rob Jones
